“There are three kinds of lies – lies, damned lies, and statistics.” -Mark Twain
Quotes that make you haha, lol, lmfao and any other acronym or slang word you use for laughing.
“We are all here on Earth to help others; what on Earth the others are here for I don’t know.” -W.H. Auden
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” -Mark Twain
“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” -Robin Williams
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” -Groucho Marx